How to Make $500 a Week as a Newbie Online

Still Broke? Still Buying Bullshit? Read This or Stay Stuck.

Let’s not mess about...

You’ve blown cash on “systems,” “blueprints,” and “push-button” nonsense. You’ve watched some 22-year-old on YouTube tell you how easy it is.
And you’re still skint...

Here’s the truth:

You don’t need another guru...

You need a slap, a plan, and a reason to get off your arse.

This book is the last one you’ll need. If you actually do what’s inside...

Who the Hell Am I and Why Should You Listen?

I’m not some Insta-fake with a rented Lambo and a course to sell...

I’ve been making money online since you had to unplug the house phone to get on the internet...

I’ve seen every scam, every “secret,” every shiny object, and every “six-figure blueprint” come and go...

I’ve made all the mistakes so you don’t have to.

I’ve built real businesses, banked real cash, and helped others do the same. Long before it was cool to call yourself a “digital nomad.”

I don’t care about your feelings. I care about your results.

If you want someone to blow smoke up your arse, go back to TikTok.

If you want someone who’s been in the trenches, failed, learned, and actually made it work, you’re in the right place.

Why Are You Still Failing?

It's almost certainly down to...

• You’re not doing the work.
• You’re collecting PDFs, not paydays.
• You’re “researching” while others are cashing in.

I’ve been making money online since dial-up. I’ve seen every scam, shortcut, and shiny object...

None of them work...

But these three things do:

Affiliate Marketing: Get paid to recommend stuff. No customer service, no headaches, just commission in your account.

Dropshipping: Sell products you never see. No stock, no warehouse, just profit.

Content Creation: Get paid for your opinions. Build an audience that trusts you and buys what you say.

Why $500 a Week?

Because It’s Real.

Not “six figures in six weeks.”

• Not “retire by Friday.”
• $ 500 a week is enough to matter.
• Enough to prove you’re not just another wannabe.
  

And once you hit it, you’ll know you can go bigger.

What’s Inside?

• Step by step plans. No theory. No fluff. Just do this, then that.
• The real reasons you keep failing (and how to stop).
• Templates, scripts, and checklists you can steal.
• A 30 day plan that forces you to stop reading and start earning.
• The mindset shift you need to stop being a muppet and start being a winner.

Who’s This For?

• You’re sick of your own excuses.
• You want a plan that actually works.
• You’re ready to do the work. No more whining.

Who Shouldn’t Bother?

• You want a magic button. Go buy a lottery ticket.
• You can’t handle strong language or brutal honesty.
• You’re not willing to get uncomfortable.

Ready to Stop Being a Spectator?

For just $ 14.99, you get the truth, the plan, and the kick up the backside you’ve needed for years.

Buy “How to Make $ 500 a Week as a Newbie Online” now. Start making money. Or keep scrolling and stay broke.

Stop reading. Start doing.

Your future self is waiting. And they're pissed you’re taking so long.